Interesting Emails

Interesting Emails I have got collection of Emails,received from my friends.Those which have different taste and also interesting.

•  Secretary

GEORGE: Your new secretary is very sexy... BILL: Thanks! She's actually a robot, named Monica ... If you squeeze her right breast, she takes dictation & if you squeeze her left breast, she types letters. Will work as long as you like, no complaining, no sick days, no medical, no dental...... I'll lend her to you for a day & you can see how functional and efficient she is. Next day, George called Bill from the hospital & shouted:  Bill… You bastard! You didn't tell me that the hole between Monica's legs is a Pencil Sharpener...

•  Inside the wave... 

This photographer is from Oahu , Hawaii and he is gaining international fame.
He's a surfer himself and often gets wiped out just getting the shot, and you can see why!

These incredible images of waves were taken by the Number one photographer of surfs Clark Little.

He has dedicated his life to photographing the waves and has published a selection of the best images of his career.

He captures magical moments inside the "tube", as surfers say.

Sun...
Glints off wave

 

Sand...
In surf

 

Tubular... Shining

 

Beach...
Surf crashes down

 

Molten...
Liquid gold

 

White...
Tumultuous water

 

Splash...
Stunning shot

 

Red...
Mysterious shot

 

Break...
Wave crashes down

 

What a
Magical Wave!

•  Women ...........!!!

Women are the best vehicles in the world because:
2 beautiful headlights in front
2 great bumpers at the back
Self lubricating when hot
Finger-touch ignition
Automatic engine oil change every month
Any type of pistons fit
Multiple seating styles & adjustments
Great accessories
Higest mileage: 9 months with just 5ml refill

 
That's why MEN die to get a ride ...! ! 

•  During a visit to the mental hospital

 During a visit to the mental hospital, I asked the Director 'How do
you determine whether or not a patient should be admitted to the
hospital.'


'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we give a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him to empty the
bathtub.'


'Oh, I understand,' I said. 'A normal person would use the bucket
because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.'


'No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the drain plug.
Well....... Do you want a bed near the window?' 

• Goat